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TFC 0 Chicago 3: While our Backline Gently Sleeps
By: Sam |
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Before I say anything about how badly Toronto got outplayed by Cuacua Blanco and co., I just have to say this: Calen Carr is the ugliest human being on the face of the earth. There.
So folks, if you had the misfortune of watching today’s match as a Toronto fan, you’ll know that the boys put […]
Tags: Chicago Fire, Cuauhtémoc Blanco, Red Patch Boys, Calen Carr, David Monsalve, Toronto FC, MLS Match reports, Tag IndexIntroducing the Annual Toronto FC Offside Tournament
By: Sam | 8 Comments
Reader Paulo recently commented on one of my earlier articles, suggesting a Montreal Impact-Toronto FC friendly. Great idea, I don’t think anyone will disagree. But then I thought; why not make it even better? That’s when I got the idea for the Annual Toronto FC Offside Tournament. (Note: This name is only temporary. It will […]
Category: Toronto FCThis just in: I Hate Injuries
By: Sam | 1 Comment
As Sir Mo states in his blog on TFC’s official website, injuries suck. Especially when they’re happening to your best keeper, arguably best defender, arguably best midfielder and arguably best striker. I’m not joking.
1. Greg Sutton: Mo says he’s probably not coming back this season after the unfortunate head-on-post incident at the Gold Cup. Lucky […]
Toronto FC to Aston Villa: Yeah, Thanks, Assholes
By: Sam | 9 Comments
There’s our second friendly, folks, this time it was against Aston Villa of England. No scoreless draw like we saw against Benfica, no sir. First off, Mo decided it would be wise to stick David Monsalve (replacement keeper for Canada’s u-20 team - that should say a whole lot) in goal instead of Srdj. Well, […]
Columbus 2 TFC 0: Well, That Sucks
By: Sam | 2 Comments
Once again, Toronto FC loses points in Columbus because one Crew player scored two goals really quick. Guillermo Barros Schelotto scored the said pair of goals in the space of six minutes, reminiscent of Andy Herron’s effort against Toronto earlier in the season.
Toronto played some good possession soccer in the first half, but Columbus […]
Category: Toronto FCThe All-Star Game Is Coming to Toronto
By: Sam | No Comments
That’s right, after this year’s success in Commerce City, Don Garber and his boys made the pleasing and predictable decision of allowing Toronto to host the 2008 MLS All-Star Game.
We don’t know what side the MLS ambassadors will be playing against, but no doubt it’ll be a good one. Who knows? Maybe we’ll be […]
Houston 0 TFC 0: Take yer MLS Record, We’ll Take a Point
By: Sam | 1 Comment
Analysis:
You want it? You want it? Aw, you can’t have it!
That’s to quote every single TFC player that played in Sunday’s game against Houston. Playing down a man after Maurice Edu’s sending-off near the end of the first half, the Dynamo had chance upon chance after chance, but couldn’t finish the job and had […]
O’Brien Named to the All-Star Team, but that’s It
By: Sam | 10 Comments
Remember that episode of MLS Extra Time when Greg and Shep pointed out a whole assload of TFC players well in the running to get a spot on the All-Star team? How every single Canadian (this one included) went and voted for the eleven Toronto players on the list? Yeah, well it was pretty much […]
Toronto FC’s Eh-to-Zed Open Thread: July 2007
By: Sam | 8 Comments
Remember this? I did one in June. It consists of me asking a question and you answering it. Then someone else answering it. Then you replying to them. Thus creating a discussion! Get it? Cool. SO. This month’s hot, steamy, makes-ya-sweat-and-makes-yer-eyes-water-it’s-just-that-hot question is, on the topic of the All-Star Game coming up…
Which Toronto players deserve […]
No TFC Players in the Starting XI? Smells like a Lack of Justice!
By: Sam | 3 Comments
Okay, so Sam is mad. No TFC players will be starting against Celtic at the Dick later in the month! For shame!
Let’s see who actually made it.
Reis! Yeah, of course.
Angel, well, yeah, he scored a lot.
De Rosario, Conrad, uh huh, both awesome.
Uhh, hm…
Yeah, actually those eleven guys are pretty rockin’.
BUT.
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