Conor Casey Dealt To Rapids. You Can Stop Trading Now, Mo
By: Sam | April 19th, 2007
Sir Mo Johnston must have just realized how much he loves trading players, or how much he needs to, because for the fifth straight day, I’ve a new arrival to talk about. Move over Ronaldinho rumours and Cristiano hearsay: TFC’s got their hands on Riley O’Neill. Along with undisclosed allocations. Riley O’Neill you say? If you’re like me and have at least a bit of a life, you’re not all too familiar with this gentleman. Let’s googleize.
First hit: Riley’s MySpace. Oh, wait: This guy’s not our guy. He’s some libertarian indy artist.
Second hit: Riley’s college bio. Oh, wait: This guy’s not our guy either. He’s a golfer for the University of Hawaii at Hilo.
Third hit: An article about the first Riley.
Fourth hit: At last! Our guy played for Kentucky University. We can also read that he broke his neck while driving back from a high school camping trip.
Yeah, that’s about all I can tell you. On the other hand, we’re getting rid of Conor Casey, who played like anus for both games when he came on as a substitute. My sister can play better than him, and she doesn’t even exist. Regardless, I don’t know about our pal Riley here, with the lack of Google cred he has, I don’t know how big of an impact he’ll be able to make. At least we may know more about him when TFC’s official site finally stops being stupid.
And would you look at that: The two first pictures on Google Images are of the right variety. What a world we live in.
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Tags: Colorado Rapids, Conor Casey, Injury, Player News, Team News, Toronto FC, Transfers -amp; Rumours, University of KentuckySubscribe
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